Monday, 24 July 2017

Plan Ahead

I had my second to last driving lesson last Friday. My last driving lesson before my test will be this Friday. The lesson itself went really smooth. I didn't make any major mistakes at least. I came to terms with one of the big problems I have though. I focus too much on the car in front of me. It's one of the main reasons I make mistakes and find myself where I shouldn't be. I need to wait a few seconds before moving off and keep my eyes on the whole road. I can't see the forest for the trees if you will. 

It's going to be a tough habit to break in the next few weeks to be sure, but I'm sure I can do something about it. I already made some small progress during the actual lesson itself. Now I just need to keep doing it. In a way, I just have to be a great driver for around an hour during the test itself. I can worry about the rest when I pass my test. 

I actually did see something pretty fun during this lesson though. It was when we practiced parking using just the mirrors. The parking bays at the test center aren't aligned. So if I line myself up with the space in front of me - a tactic one can use in a regular car park - I'm completely out of position. So I need to be able to park using my mirrors and the space I'm trying to park into. I actually did a decent job of it. 

Well I found myself trying to park two spaces away from a van. I was there for a short while. After a few attempts another car pulled up a few spaces away from the van. A woman got out of it, and actually just got straight into the van after a short chat with the driver. My instructor actually informed me that he sees that kind of thing a surprising amount of times. He called it a "liason". 

So, yeah, I probably saw a prostitute in a Morisson's car park. How about that?

Friday, 21 July 2017

Have a Laugh on Me

Sorry about the late post folks. I overslept and then had to have a driving lesson. Now I'm really depressed. There's no need for you to be though.

This is almost too many puns. 

This truly is my biggest fantasy

I miss Harambe. The world isn't the same without him. 

This kid is going to have a great marriage

That's just how all my women are

I always like sharing this. It's not funny, but it's always meaningful and relevant. 

The line gets blurrier every day

Ba dum tsh

Well, do I?

People have made this joke so many times I'm not sure what Stephen Hawking's actual first Facebook post was. 
In case you're wondering my driving lesson went well. I'm not depressed over that. Just other shit. Have a good weekend folks. See you on the other side.


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