Monday, 1 December 2014

The Cereal Bar

You know something? Cereal bars are awesome. Like, really awesome. It's breakfast in bar form. How can you go wrong with that? I always wondered how they made them though. I wonder about a lot of stupid stuff I shouldn't really. Or stuff that would be easy to Google. 
God damn that thing looks delicious
But I'm not actually here today to talk about A cereal bar. I'm here to talk about THE Cereal Bar. That's right folks some people decided to get together and they created what they call the Cereal Bar. It's a restaurant that sells, you guessed it, cereal. It's a restaurant dedicated to selling cereal exclusively. 
*sigh*
Now I'm all for start ups and people going in to business for themselves. I actually wish them nothing but luck. But I feel they're probably going to need it and that this has the feel of two guys getting really high and deciding this would be a great idea. I imagine it went like this ""Dude...dude...duuuuuudeeeee...what if, like, dude, hear me out here man, dude, what if like, we just open a cereal bar? Like, it can be, dude, a literal cereal bar man. It's a bar, but all we sell dude, all we sell, get this dude, is cereal. Like, whoaaa man. Whoaaa. This is some good shit." Then they spent five minutes laughing over the name Cereal Bar. 

I can see this having some initial success as undoubtedly hipsters will be interested and people will go for the novelty but I'm not sure how they can last in terms of long term success. Still, again, best of luck to them. Maybe they'll end up millionaires. 

How do you feel about a literal "Cereal Bar"? Do they have any chance of long term success? P.S apologies to Fang for the stereotypical view of stoners. 

10 comments:

  1. Will people come and shop at their store wearing pyjamas?

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  2. Ha, I love your highdea (high idea) recreation. Cereal is already expensive as it is, and isn't the whole point of cereal that you can just sit there in your underwear and don't have to go anywhere to eat it? Getting dressed just to go out and pay $5 for a bowl of cereal sounds like a terrible idea to me.

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  3. I'm not much into cereal bars but a friend of mine is.

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  4. Cereal bars are not a breakfast food. Cereal bars do provide though.

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  5. My grandchildren love these bars but they are not breakfast foods and I do not let them have them for breakfast

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  6. Pretty sure I've seen this joke on a popsicle stick before. I think their only chance of long term business is if they diversify their offerings beyond the pun. At the very least sell coffee, right? A box of breakfast cereal is one of the cheapest things you can buy at the grocery store, how much do they charge per bowl here? Let's say the typical person wakes up at 7am on Friday. They gotta be fresh before they even go downstairs and then maybe they gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal. They might see some things, time might be going, ticking on and on, and then they have to get to the bus stop and see their friends. Will they go to the Cereal Bar at this point? Probably not.

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  7. I love the idea of a literal cereal bar - I'd be the first in line LOL

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  8. Perhaps people could have pajama parties there! :P

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  9. A cereal bar would be fantastic. As long as they had a decent Mens Room. Because my favorite cereal is Raisin Bran.

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  10. I remember a movie where some guy started a cereal bar... I think Steve Buscemi was in it. I thought it was kind of a ridiculous idea at the time, but I guess there really is such a thing.

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