Monday, 6 April 2015

I Think I Can See Through Time

Okay I'll be totally honest here; I'm writing this at half past midnight, about nine hours before it actually goes up. I'm also operating on four hours of sleep, two giant cups of coffee, and a hot chocolate. I had the hot chocolate in the hopes of helping me come down from the coffee and maybe getting to sleep. That plan seems to have failed. I think I put too much sugar in the hot chocolate. If there's no post on Thursday I think you can conclude I died. I mean, I even lost vision in my left eye earlier. It didn't last too long though. I have Strabismus anyway so I only see out of one eye. I'd be cool losing vision in one eye.
I have derpy eyes. These are not my eyes.


Well anyway I hope you all had a good Easter. I didn't really get a whole lot done. Nothing Easter-y anyway. I didn't have any chocolate eggs or anything at least. I might get some today on offer for cheap. I'm at the age where I really kind of have to buy my own. I did have one last week though because my boss was nice enough to buy me one. I went to bed at 8AM, was up at 1PM (throwing in how long it takes me to get to sleep it works out at about four hours sleep) and I actually walked to work within about fifteen minutes of waking up. Turned out they were closed. I have no clue why I thought they'd be open.

Well I should really get to sleep before my heart explodes or something. Also don't worry for my health I'm pretty sure I'll be fine and I'm never really very serious when I talk about my health. I think I'd outright say if I was concerned. If I don't I'm mostly kidding around. There's only been one time I was actually concerned I might be having a heart attack. I called an ambulance and everything. They took so long to get here I calmed down, came to my senses, and cancelled it. I lived that day, so therefore was not having a heart attack.

I really have no idea where my heart's fortitude comes from. I've put the little bastard through so much.

I < 3 my heart.

Seriously I hope you had a good Zombie Jesus Day

6 comments:

  1. Maybe you should go have that eye looked at.

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  2. Well, since you just dropped by our blog, it sounds like you survived the night. Unless you took a cue from zombie Jesus. I'm sure your heart's fine, but I once had a coworker who drank 4 energy drinks a day, and her doctor told her that if she didn't stop she probably would destroy her heart, as even at rest she had the heartbeat of someone suffering a panic attack. Ouch.

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  3. I had a beer, four deviled eggs, and the head of a chocolate rabbit.
    So, I hope I'm good to go.

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  4. I must apologize at laughing that the ambulance actually took so long responding to a potential heart attack that you told them not to bother. Because I feel like that shouldn't be funny....

    Everyone should have a Cadbury Easter egg for Easter!!

    xo

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  5. I heard chocolate has caffeine in it, so I think you were trying to calm yourself down from caffeine with more caffeine. Don't believe those memes about a glass of nice chocolatey milk solving all your problems.

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  6. I don't want to lose vision in either eye, just saying
    I love hot chocolate, just saying
    I also love Cadbury chocolate

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