Friday, 30 October 2015

Friday Funsies

You know the deal. I'm depressed as fuck so let's have a little laugh together.

I'd do this if I had kids
I was under the impression we Limeys could text the coppers too
You're a god amongst men little Ricky.
God works in mysterious ways
This joke will be relevant in about 3 weeks
You knew this was bound to have happened
If this were my kid he'd automatically be out of trouble and get a high five. Clever little shit.

7 comments:

  1. The first one and the internet explorer were the best ones!

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  2. Wild bits of humour today Mark,whatever makes you feel better!

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  3. Whoa...whoa...whoa...
    That kid in the hospital...was he wanking or taking a dump?
    My money is on taking a crap, because, apparently, that shit was funny.

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  4. Whoa...whoa...whoa...
    That kid in the hospital...was he wanking or taking a dump?
    My money is on taking a crap, because, apparently, that shit was funny.

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  5. Thanks for the laughs... have a Happy Halloween!

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  6. Hilarious! During the disco days there was a kid who had fallen off the dance floor and broke his leg. They put him under in the ER and cut off his pants. He had a hot dog in his pants and the nurses put it on his night stand so he would still have it when he came to in recovery. That was their best laugh that week.

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