|For some reason searching "You were warned" brought up a lot of "America is fucked!" stuff|
See a friend of mine told me about something she called the "fruit cleanse" a few years ago. Basically you just eat fruit for a few days. It's not starving yourself but at the same time you're not really taking in any fat but you are taking in enough carbs and calories to have energy and fruit is surprisingly high in fibre too so it helps, well, cleanse. I've only tried it once.
It really hurt and I almost never left the bathroom.
This time it went a bit different. It actually didn't have much of an effect. Maybe I didn't do it for long enough? Or I ate too much fruit? Though in my experience eating too much fruit, even if I eat other things, can have the same effect. All I know is that, outside of feeling incredibly hungry for a while, it didn't have much of an effect this time. I suppose I should try and do it for a few more days but, yeah, it just hurt my stomach.
I suppose there's always the chance my body isn't as fucked as I thought but I highly doubt that's the case. Constipation is not the sign of a healthy body. Now to wait for the blood test results I guess.