Friday, 23 September 2016

I Feel Sick

I think the worst part about feeling sick now is that I still have to do all my work. No Days Noyce; that's what they'll call me. If I ever get famous. Maybe they'll just put it on my headstone when I work my way into an early grave. 

Who am I kidding? I'll eat my way into an early grave and I know it. 
Dear Big Bang Theory; this is a smart joke 
OH CANADA!

Me as a ghost

If I succeed at failing am I still a failure?

Damn straight!

Yeah probably. At least they used literally right.

It's a potato seal.

Don't cut yourself on that edge kid

I NEED THIS. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY. 

If this doesn't get you laid nothing will.
Have a good weekend folks. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow. 

5 comments:

  1. Becoming a disappointment after having the choice to do anything is definitely me, some of these photos are just hilarious though. I hope you feel better soon Mark, I'm sick too so I know the feeling.

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  2. You can never die so long as you are finding funny memes to post on Fridays.

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  3. Feel better soon and thanks for the laughs!

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  4. that potato should be in the Smithsonian Institute

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