Friday, 25 November 2016

Every Title I Could Think Of Was Inappropriate


Well Thanksgiving is over and people are slowly waking up from their food comas to begin the sanctioned killing spree that is Black Friday. Not me though. I do all that shit online and I got everything done yesterday anyway. Greetings from my new laptop. It's pretty cool but the right side shift button is too small and it's next to the up/page up button so it's annoying when I miss it. This is going to reduce my typing speed for a little while until I get used to it.
Yeah, you ingrates!
I actually did something like this once. I went to a store on a midnight release for something and then bought something else. It blows their minds.
The message "pls don't die" goes out to everyone shopping today
This just increases the chances of dying
Spare a thought for retail workers today. Don't be a cunt
I sell white power and white power accessories
On the plus side they'd probably get more presents. 
It's not a problem if they're dead
Stay safe out there folks. Have a fun weekend and I'll see you all next week.

4 comments:

  1. I didn't go near the mall this weekend, whew!

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  2. Luckily, I had to work on Black Friday. I ate so much on Thanksgiving, though, that I didn't have so much as a food coma as a food "hangover" when I woke up.

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  3. That "white power accessories" one is SO bad, lol

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