Friday, 5 May 2017

It's The Weekend But I'm Still Working

Seriously. The one downside of being a freelancer is never getting to take a day off. Because every order I get has to be fulfilled within three days, I have to take a day off four days in advance.




How will we ever know what a brontosaurus tasted like?

The cat makes a good point

I would date an aircraft, particularly a heavily-armed one

Furries ruin everything. 

Time to test if your sense of humour is as dark as mine

I mean, if Jesus did it, it would be a hand job and not masturbation. So, technically...

Hell yeah!

I don't think my cat did but maybe other cats are different
This is harsh, and one of my deepest fears

At least he made it to his trial
Have a great weekend folks. I'll see y'all on Monday.

4 comments:

  1. Oh man, I wish I'd had that "beat it with Jesus" lol for my Wednesday post this week! So funny!

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  2. The joys of having your own business!

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  3. Shaving the legs of cats sounds like the most dangerous sport ever.

    Maybe I just know the wrong cats.

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  4. Well, when you gotta get to court.

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